Apr 21, 2016

Odds and Ends 4/21/2016: No more Chyna, Rita Repulsa, and stuff

The controversial Chyna has passed away. Triple H's former girlfriend before he got in the boss's daughter's pants was a trailblazer in Wrestling, but her stint in porn (and mostly being Triple H's ex) kinda ruined her chances of becoming a Hall of Famer in life.

Now to more positive news, as in no one died for this one, EW has released the first pic of Elizabeth Banks as Rita... The odds were not in Rita's favor as the Pic will show.














See the issue: Rita does NOT Look Like Rita...
She kinda looks like Poison Ivy. Or that Elizabeth Banks had some nasty sex with Caesar... Dragon Caesar that is!
Yes, the new Reboot wants to RUB IT ON OUR FACES that Rita created the Green Ranger. No, movie, BAD!! I didn't expect them to recreate the entirety of Bandora's outfit. (The Japanese Space Witch who was dubbed as Rita in MMPR) They need some more RITA-esque elements on her. She looks like a redesigned Scorpina or Poison Ivy than Rita. Not a fan of this look. It's supposed to be Repulsa not Faptastic... Insert a Wand make my Monster Grow joke here...

Khaleesi, Queen of Mereen no longer Sarah Connor. If this stops the Terminator Movies, then good!
Retconning T2... stupid dumb fu...

Back to dead people once again...
has passed away. I remember my mom listening to Purple Rain while she did chores around the house... I was often playing with my Vintage MOTU toys or hot wheels...

Is it wrong that the first thing that came to my mind was this?





I know, it's a bit messed up... HOLY CRAP! Ed Boon you genius! NOW I TOTALLY GET IT... Purple Ninja, named Rain... Purple Rain! I feel like a dummy...

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