Jun 23, 2015

We have a new Peter Parker... sorry SJWs he is WHITE!!

Tom Holland, Age: 19 is the New Peter Parker in the Combined works of Sony and the MCU.
SJWs are pissed off at this because White Man = Evil... I mean look at the amount of butthurt that the licensing agreement Marvel has with Sony brought.

The agreement spells out that mandatory Spider-Man traits must always strictly conform to the following list: male; does not torture; does not kill in defense of self or others; does not use foul language beyond PG-13; does not smoke tobacco; does not sell/distribute illegal drugs; does not abuse alcohol; does not have sex before the age of 16; does not have sex with anyone below the age of 16; and is not a homosexual (unless Marvel has portrayed that alter ego as a homosexual).

The Peter Parker character traits include: his full name is Peter Benjamin Parker; he is Caucasian and heterosexual; his parents become absent from his life during his childhood; from the time his parents become absent he is raised by Aunt May and Uncle Ben in New York City; he gains his powers while attending either middle school or college; he gains his powers from being bitten by a spider; he designs his first red and blue costume; the black costume is a symbiote and not designed by him; he is raised in a middle class household in Queens, New York; he attends or attended high school in Queens, New York; and he attends or attended college in New York City. 
Nothing Unreasonable here. It's basically describing what PETER PARKER and SPIDER-MAN should be as characters. I guess this was to avoid incredible deviations on who the characters are... Kinda wish Marvel had put a tighter leash on FOX...

So, we have an idea of what they'll do with Peter and Spidey. I did not like the idea of a younger Spidey joining the Avengers, but a 19 year old Actor playing Peter gives the studios more time to churn at least 3-4 movies before the Actor grows up too much for Spidey... I mean, Tobey Man is pushing 40 (or will be on the 27th) and Andrew Garfield is going to be 32 this August.

Now we wait until Cap 3 to see some Spidey action...

I only hope that we NEVER see Miles Morales on the MCU. We just got Parker, why in blazes we'd want to shove in his SJW friendly replacement so soon? (I'm more of a Ben Reilly fan if we ARE to replace Peter)

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