Apparently The Crow is getting a Remake...

Emo Comic Book Character is getting a Remake... I'm talking about The Crow.
And Behold your Crow...

Not Hulk... Loki... Tom Hiddleston is in early talks for this new The Crow Movie.

The First Crow, Brandon Lee, uh... you all know the story.


The Second Crow for the TV Series was none other than...

but I remember him from another movie... and no it ain't Double Dragon...


Vincent Pérez was another Crow...


The dude from Ugly Betty and the dude who became Nemesis in the Resident Milla movies was the uh... 4th crow?


and last but not least the 5th Crow...

No, not Ahnuld... Eddie Furlong was the 5th Crow...

Seriously? Do we NEED another Crow Movie? How many ways can we tell the same story of a guy whose girlfriend dies gruesomely while he's impotent to save her as he dies; just to be resurrected by the Crow's thirst for vengeance? *looks at pile of Legend of Zelda games* OK I see your point... Carry on silly remake/possible sequel/reboot thing that I'm likely NOT GOING TO SEE... I mean 4 MOVIES AND a TV Series... Had Brandon Lee not died during the first Crow; would we have gotten 3 more movies AND a TV Show... and a crappy videogame...