Jan 31, 2012

Jacob Black no longer has Corn Syrup in his veins...

Taylor "Sharkboy/Quiluete furry-pedo" Lautner is no longer Stretch Armstrong.
He may be out, but the movie is coming... The tentative Release date for Stretch Armstrong is 4/11/14...
I still don't see how this Stretch Armstrong movie will work... unless they Hollywoodize the heck out of it just like Battleship...


Well he kinda has an arch-enemy:

Stretch Armstrong also has an "Evil Twin" Wretch Armstrong... and a dog named Fetch Armstrong... (sadly I couldn't find any videos of them...) but this is starting to look like another Inspector Gadget... (Which could be one of Matthew Broderick's Worst Performances ever...)

Go Go bad movie trailer!

Now, with a Character like this who is pretty much a blank slate I expect a lot of "pseudo-depth" from Hollywood to adapt it to the "tried but true" formula of a "superhero movie"... Or basically They'll rip-off Plastic Man as much as they can legally... and I bet that a lot of people are DYING to see a Plastic Man movie... Sadly Warner only believes in Bats and Supes for DC movies... They tried Green Lantern and we know how much that sucked...

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